dirty lorena

The act of eating a pill of ecstasy out of a girls asshole or vagina

Last night me and a girl did a dirty lorena

by Bignicenonce April 30, 2020

Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.

"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."

by Kristentacle March 15, 2011

Lorcenas Edo

A humongous member of the Hutt race and probably the most well-known Reventado, Lorcenas is a cruel greedy pig pretty obsessed with filing lawsuits against anyone who dare to joke about her or her unlimited, infinite fat. It is highly posible that she pressed charges in the future against this very own definition.
Lorcenas likes hamburgers, fogachas and polish nailers, but she doesn't enjoy salads, or vigorous things, and she will do everything in her power to erradicate them of existence.
She considers herself NOT a bad person, so don't call her bad person! Otherwise she'll report you out of fear that something would happen.

- Look at that big fat bitch, she's like two Letis.
- Don't say that out loud, silly. Lorcenas Edo will crush you beneath her flesh.

by nyoru June 16, 2013

Lorena

A retarded yet smart person. She is super rare and you never know what she's capable of doing. She is beautiful, funny, mean,and stupid. Lorena loves bossing people around and is really good at it too.Some people fear her while others love her. Lorena is nice but can be a bitch at times. You never would wanna piss her off. Lorena is another word for the devil. Once you are a close friend you will stay in her heart forever.

I will love lorena forever
Dont fuck around with lorena
Lorena is the fucking bomb

by Wowwwn brah January 20, 2018

Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Drumline

A group of tallented drummers that began playing in 5th grade that by far, the best drumline in Central Texas. Has been known for its random performances

Middle School-Is just places lower than the high school drumline.

High School-Is the BEST 3A drumline in Central Texas

Also includes a color guard that is awsome!

www.freewebs.com/lldrumline

Lorena has the BEST drumline--ignorant Robinson Drumline person who STINKS!

by Lorena Drumline November 27, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006