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Loofah

Another one of Bill O'Reilly's favorite shower toys
O'Reilly likes to stand behind his woman in the shower and use the loofah on her nice breasts before he rubs her p*ssy with a falafel
by neocon killer October 30, 2004
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Cunt Loofah

A
cunt loofah is a guy who is more than that of just a bag of dicks, but a pure asshole.
Boy: you're a dumb ass trick
Trick: shut the hell up cunt loofah
by nothingbuttruth08 August 20, 2008
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losah

The state of the Republican Party and all their supporters after the 2006 mid term elections.
As a result of the 2006 mid-term elections, Dennis Hastert, Republican House, George Bush, Dick Cheney and all their supporters (including Bill O'Reilly and all Fox Anchors) are instantly bestowed the well-earned title of "losah".

"You're a republican? What a losah!"
by Byll O'Rylley November 7, 2006
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Loosh

Loosh is an experimental measurement for the non-visible energy which permeates all life forms and physical matter which proves the existence of god through the ideological support of density and universal law

(Precursor Of Sunlight) > Sun > Sunlight travels through different variants of physical matter creating mutations which produce infinite versions of the original (precursor of sunlight) which is the non-describable god.

Proof of Loosh:
Cows eat grass / vegetation / lots of water (which can be measured in various forms)
Humans / carnivorous predators eat cows

If humans can eat cows and cows eat grass and the grass comes from a long chain of mutant reactions then this is proof that the same energy in different densities is compressed and harvested by however you wish to identify the (Precursor of sun - GOD).

Loosh can be harvested by all life forms but for reasons which I wish not to explain you will have to work this out for yourself.
Oh mate! Phil proper looshed us when he said he was going to lick Holly's face on Morning TV the other day.
by SueDoughNims May 25, 2021
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Loosa

A stupid word that is meant to mean loser that makes you sound/look like an idiot.

should only be acceptable if you are a young child or have a speech impediment
"It is retarded to say loosa"
"I know what's the point"
by LTtrash February 27, 2009
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loofah

a rare variety of tropical arabian horses used primarily in the transportation of illegal drugs and other goodies
Keith: How much do you feed your loofah? It's so fat!
by Bambi Robin September 13, 2008
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loofah

The incorrect usage of the shower item known correctly as a "poof."

Also see loofa
"Try using your tongue during meetings. Its like a bath and a loofah all in one."
From: www.dilbert.com
by sproggle May 3, 2004
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