Looch

Super cool dude usually come from Ct

Hot Girl: "Whos that super sexy guy?"
Fduffs: "Thats my boi looch."

by joemamabaka69 October 16, 2021

Dirty Looch

Getting extremely red in the face, potentially yakking in the bar restrooms, all while claiming that snowboarders can’t hang.

Woah man, you really went full Dirty Looch last night.

by WigglyPigglyZAX November 12, 2021

Lorchie

Hot, smexy , Wyatt lorch is many things…fast is not one of them

Guy 1-Wow there goes lorchie

Guy2-Why is he so slow
Guy1-That’s just lorchie I

by Jurva’s mini man November 15, 2021

lorch

Any one of a hybrid species of indigestible poisons found in the eastern United States. It typically has the appearance of a half-eaten feces sample encased in regurgitated meatloaf. Although it may appear to be horrid, ugly, violent, and sluggishly stupid, looks in this case are not deceiving in the least. A lorch was last spotted in the United States, where it reportedly tried to defecate upon a rose petal and subsequently fainted of rectal hemmhoraging.

A lorch, upon seeing its reflection in a pond, may suddenly lose its petals and morph into acidic yeast mold.

by malkovish November 9, 2003

looch

someone who constantly mooches off other people lotion in school/work

"i have orange on my fingers can i use ur lotion"
"sorry i don't have any."
"that's a lie"
"BE GONE LOOCH!

by DVPstalker November 22, 2010

looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag

"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."

by Jake January 7, 2005

King Looch

An adjective describing a person who is fat in size and who wobbles when they walk. Looch can be multiplyed intomore than one, for example, Gabriel iglesias is a King Looch, because f his size. A lesser king Looch, is one who is skinny yet fat and gay on the inside. For example, Osama Bin Laden is a lesser king Looch

Hey are you a King Looch?
Nah man im a Lesser King Looch
Cool wanna go to the gay club
Sure why not

by Simon Anderson January 20, 2011