Lombardo

1. Heavy metal drumming. The type of drumming that makes you want to headbang to the point of getting whiplash, then continuing to headbang because the drums kicks serious ass. Named after the drummer of Slayer, Dave Lombardo.

2. Kick ass metal music.

1. Yo, I want to play in a badass metal band, but nobody around here can play lombardo!
2. I f*cking love Lombardo!

by minitrampoline May 31, 2018

bombardier

A Freanch-Canadain company which few have heard about but almost everyone has made use of. While the unsuspecting public was going about its busniess, the french-speaking Canadians quickly and quietly invented and manufactured hundreds and hundreds of commonly used machienes such as the ski doo, the subway, and the commercial plane. Don't believe me? Next time you go on a plane, train, or automobile; check to see who made it!

Guy: "Look who made this subway"
Dude: "Bombardier? Who the hell are they?"
Guy: "I don't know but they're everywhere!"
Dude: "lol they're probably gonna take over the world when we're not looking"
Piere Bombardier: "No they're catching on!"

by Andrew Jerabek August 3, 2006

lombardo

huge, juicy, wet cock slap

i lombardoed her face off

by drsmoothj October 8, 2005

steve lombardo

When you're having drunk, goofy ass sex with a decent looking girl and having her dad catch you, throw your own shoes at you, make you run out naked with your "go-to" hat on, and having to drive home naked with just the hat on.

"Holy Be Bop, I'm as dumb, ugly, and weird as Steve Lombardo"

by Willy Treetops June 17, 2008

Lombardi Gras

An early Mardi Gras due to the New Orleans Saints winning the superbowl.

Because the superbowl was a week before Mardi Gras, the celebration from the superbowl will spill over into Mardi Gras. Hence Lombardi Gras from the Vince Lombardi trophy.

Who dat.

Happy Lombardi Gras!

by B U R N S February 9, 2010

lombard, IL

a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself

Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks

by me May 13, 2005

Lombardy Slap

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).

Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008