loli-pop

When you put a loli on a stick and suck on it.

"I love to suck on loli-pop."

by MEPEnisSmall November 11, 2018

Low Lolicon

It's the anime/manga version of jailbait. A girl that looks old enough, but is actually still underage.

P1: Dude, you know that character is canonically 16, right? Are you a Lolicon?
P2: Nah dude, I'm a Low Lolicon.

by MassiveBruhMoment April 8, 2021

loliphile

A person with an obsession with underage anime/hentai girls who is not nessacarily a pedophile.

Guy 1: Dude, I've got a bunch of nekkid Carcaptor Sakura pics on my PC!
Guy 2: You loliphile!

by Channer October 7, 2004

Loligasm

Getting an orgasm from looking at little anime girls.

Jessica: "I heard that our teacher gets a loligasm when he watches anime shows."

Emily: "Eww, that's so gross!"

Teacher: "Hi girls, how's it going?"

by EpicLegend18 November 26, 2011

loli-shota

Loli-shota is referring to the words lolita (which is the cutesy clothing style in which girls dress in clothes that make them appear like little girls) and shota (which is the term often used in fanfiction to indicate the inclusion of young, pre- and early pubescent boys in sexual acts, usually with much older adult men.) The terms, when used in conjunction, often represent a young boy who is overly effeminate, or "cutesy".

"That character Honey from Ouran Host Club is totally loli-shota."

by mizuiro_neko April 11, 2009

Lolicide

A multipurpose portmanteau of "LOL" and "genocide" that can be used as a whimsical substitution for any text-based expression of mirth, humor, or emoted laughter.

Can also be used to convey dismay at any grotesque and/or horrifying reality or occurrence.

Denver: Did you read the news?

David: No, what's up?

Denver: The RCMP tasered another dude to death and got caught on video.

David: LOLICIDE

by Joe McGoat November 20, 2009

Loiper

Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.

Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!

Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?

Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.

Dude 2: Okay

by Loiper May 23, 2009