lolip

Laughing Out Loud In Pain

The term "lolip" is an extension of the acronym "lol" which means "Laughing Out Loud". When we laugh, many muscles are involved and can be in pain especially after a surgery to the stomach region.

E.g. A person who just had an operation/surgery e.g appendix, in the hospital was visited by friends. The friends decided to crack a joke to the patient friend to make him/her feel better. However in doing so, the patient friend laughed out loud at the joke such that he/she became in pain due to movements of the stomach muscles affecting the recent surgery on the body.

Usage: James lolip when we told him the other day how our boss wanted to surprise him with a special gift when we visited him at the hospital after his appendix surgery.

lolip by dizay November 9, 2008

lolimi

An acronym for Laughing Out Loud In My Imagination. Used in place of lol when ur not actually laughing out loud

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the other side. Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there
Person 1: The chicken!
Person 2: lolimi

lolimi by Takaaki S. March 21, 2012

lolimorph 

A man or woman that looks like a child despite being a full grown adult whom nobody wants to date for fear of being judged.

I like her John, but she’s a total lolimorph! If I date her, people will think I’m a weird pedo!

lolimorph by Dank wank January 25, 2023

Legal Loli 

A girl who looks like a child but is of, or older than the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: How old is your girlfriend? she looks about 12!
Guy 2: She's 18
Guy 1: Wow, looks like you got some legal loli!

Legal Loli by Yuricon May 21, 2010

literally loling 

Actually Literally Laughing Out Loud not just saying so by typing LOL in a text, instant message, chat or the like. Literally loling is usually accompanied by a big Kool-Aid smile that lasts anywhere from a few seconds to several minutes after initial literal laughter subsides or is otherwise contained in order to avoid questions like "whats so funny?" from annoying ease droppers in close proximity or around the vicinity of said loler.

Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.

Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.

K-rizztxt: So how was Vegas?

Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!

K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!

later that day (in a non-textversation)...

Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.

Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!

Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.

literally loling by Misa Rose August 14, 2009

Lolicon

Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.

A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!

Lolicon by Plasticbox October 8, 2020

loliday 

A glorious day taken off from work for the sole purpose of gathering with friends (3 to 5 preferred) to drink and crush n00bs on the Rift in League of Legends.

Hey guys, want to do a loliday on Sunday?

Jeremy, you twat. You can't do a loliday on Sunday. A loliday can only occur on a workday. You're just talking about a LAN party.

loliday by seedubbya January 16, 2015