loomine

A new word I made up. It is another word for "Book".

Man 1: I just started reading this awesome loomine.
Man 2: Loomine?
Man 3: I was with this guy when he got the loomine. It means "book."
Man 4: You should have gotten it from the context.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: Anyhow, let's read the loomine.
Man 3: We're in.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

Locomofobia

prejudice, disdain, or hatred towards Sureños (gang), most often associated with ethnic chauvinism or bigotry

The locomofobic residents of the affluent community were outraged upon learning, through the Nextdoor Ap, that Sureños had moved into their neighborhood.
Her father expressed his locomofobia when he saw the blue rag on the bald head of his daughter's new boyfriend, Pelón.

by Llenar13 December 8, 2022

Lookmaxxing

Maxxing out your looks by self improvement and watching Patrick Bateman skin routine daily

Bro what's with the face?
Im mewing. Its part of my lookmaxxing regimen

by lookmaxxer2099 September 20, 2023

shower loko

The act of consuming an entire Four Loko while in the shower for the purpose of pre-gaming an event. Exiting the shower before the entire drink is consumed is strictly forbidden. Commonly performed before college football games and fraternity day-drinking events.

Example: "We only have 10 minutes to pre-game and get cleaned up. What are we going to do?"
"Shower loko."

by Man of Gold September 19, 2013

Lolometer

The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".

Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!

by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

billy loomis

a perfect human being.

can do literally nothing wrong. he's perfect. impossible to have any flaws.

everybody loves billy loomis<3

"nobody is perfect"
did you mean . . . billy loomis is perfect?

by swifteilish February 9, 2022

Oompa Loompa

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.

" John's new girlfriend is an Oompa-Loompa."

by Ren May 6, 2004