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Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
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Haliburton Loophole

A sexual position where one man stands shoulder widtch part and receives a hand job from a person situated on their knees behind the recipient staring directly into their ass. Known for having the worst name of all sexual acts.
I accidentally farted last night while getting a Haliburton Loophole and my girlfriend dumped me.
by Giiiiizmo July 6, 2010
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Poop hole Loophole

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.
"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.
by laurajade March 18, 2015
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loophole

"No we don't have to wait in line....we know the guy at the gate! Loophole!!!"
by butterflyprincess26 January 23, 2015
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lezophile

She's just a lezophile, always wanting to lick some girl's pussy.
by Luisa Alvara March 28, 2007
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poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
by creaternity April 6, 2006
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lolphile

A person that uses "lol", "rofl", "lmao", or other Internet acronyms with similar meanings all the time on a chat/messenger program.
Tom: you are a lolphile
Rose: lolphile
Rose: lol
Tom: you know I'm right
Rose: lol
Tom: See..
by ToMZiLLA April 18, 2005
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