Dutch Loft

when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.

"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"

by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008

lay loft

a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer

have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?

by Sexydimma May 26, 2015

Dan lofts

This man is a lanky bastered who things they are better than everone, love coke and ket on thw weekend but possibly has a big cock not sure

Dan lofts is a god

by Rekorderlig February 8, 2021

Loft Eagle

The act of having a sexual experience with 2 females at the same time.

"Yo guys i totaled loft eagled with those girls last night"

by Tom Pagut October 24, 2007

scoop and loft

When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.

Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?

by Tlitt January 3, 2018

1click loft

Online store that has many different categories products, and it is from world - wide.

1click loft.com

by 1clickloft August 14, 2016

harbour loft

Only the best band evarrr!!111!! If you wanna listen to music that will make say “wow this is good music” then walk no further than harbour loft Spotify, ( and Apple Music hehehe lolcat) but seriously harbour loft has been known to cure most diseases, apart from rofling of course hahaha LOLS!!! :3

Guy 1 : did you listen to harbour loft?
Guy 1: not yet

Guy 1: *eyes bulge out and go awooga* WHATTTTTT!!!!11-!!!

by Mattbeenmior1265 March 6, 2023