Lockport

a town in Illinois about 45 minutes away from Chicago.

I hate Lockport. Lockport hates me. its true!

by chicken pants pooper January 11, 2005

Lockport, NY

A shitty city located in Niagara County, in Upstate New York. Lockport's name is derived from a set of Erie canal locks within the city. During its heyday Lockport was a booming economic success due to it's many factories, General Motors plant, and the canal. Presently, Lockport has about 22,000 citizens who's lives consist of bitching about Lockport, bitching about Lockport's government, bitching about Lockport's taxes, bitching about Lockport's lack of youth entertainment, and smoking weed.

(John) "There's nothing to do here man, lets head over to Lockport, NY."

(David) "Fuck that, Lockport is beat."

(John) "You're right, I guess we can just sit here and smoke pot."

by ObamaFart69 February 24, 2012

lockport water balloon

to insert your penis into a rectum and urinate.

jon gave sally a lockport water balloon last night !!!! she came runnin' out of his apartment screaming bloody murder!!!!!

by hibbityshibbity February 2, 2010

Lockpicking

The act of having sex with a chick and either her or you sticking 2 fingers inside her vagina at the same time as his dick; hence, it is like picking a lock.

Dude!! This chick I was fucking last night was totally 'lockpicking' herself but after a few minutes, I took over.

by Bill56 September 6, 2012

lockport

a kicker city near niagara falls new york where everyone thinks they are gangsta (from buffalo), vfw dances rule, and has the best mall in the country

lets go to that kicker mall in lockport.... hey at least its not newfane

by deepsteraeb May 7, 2005

LockePisode

N. (LAHK-PE-SODE) Episode of particular narrative significance, occurring between one and three times per season, often justifying paradigmatic shifts in the laws of the universe, as well as the capabilities and/or limitations of human will.

"Tonight is a Lockepisode, I bet it will be fulcrum to justify an unnatural amount of exposition."

by dizeeeeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2010

Lookuper

A person (usually a bottom) that prefers to have romantic partners that are taller than them. But if they demand that their romantic partner has to be over 6 ft (unless they are 6ft or 5'11 themselves), they are not a lookuper, they are an asshole.

"Man, it sucks being a lookuper when you're so fucking tall, I just want a dominant woman that would treat me how I'm supposed to be."
"Like the little dumbass slut I know you are?"
"Yeah."

by Dabbibro June 11, 2021