turtle-loafer

1)Someone who get sexual pleasure from imagining a turtle.

Girl-come on Johnny, how do I get you turned on?
Johnny-I don't know
Girl-well I'm gonna go feed my turtle
Johnny-IT'S HAPPENING!!!! *fap fap fap fap* turtles.........it's the turtles!!!!!! They're so wrinkly and slow!!! It gets me hot!!!! OMG! I think I'm a turtle-loafer!!!
Girl-I'm glad to her that! Because I have a thing for slow wrinkly things too!

by Z4zebra July 23, 2012

Boidam loafer

When a male pisses in a females mouth in sex

Yo i boidam loafered in that chicks mouth so hard

by Yungggggdougggy August 29, 2016

twat loafer

A young woman that has sex with pussy shoe wearing guys.

That twat loafer needs to be with someone her own age not that pussy shoe wearing asshole.

by Binxi June 12, 2020

Free Loafer

A person who is generaly lazy and likes to sleep in, watch TV, and do other various lazy activities constantly… and who expects someone else to pay for it (i.e. parents/government).

You mean to tell me, "He's a boomerang blogger living back home free of charge for over 5 years, but complains mom keeps tipping over his bong when she's putting away his freshly folded laundry?" What a free loafer!

by callmeearl September 17, 2013

welfare loafer

Someone that steals from the government in the form of welfare or food stamps.

"I get a welfare check on the first of the month"

"You stupid welfare loafer!"
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"Check out these new teeth I got with my welfare check!"
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"Sellin' Food Stamps, 50 cents on the dollar""
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"You see that nigger there? That there bought ma food stamps last week"

by Jewstein January 1, 2014

[donkey] loafer

One that wafts in donkey nutsack sweat, then proceeds to lick gouche.

Last week, Blair was a donkey loafer.

by HustlerJ April 26, 2006

Turd Loafer

A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).

Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.

by UnicornDeathTrap September 8, 2015