Lithuanian Dipstick

When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period. You dip your dick in, pull out and sign your name on her forehead in cursive.

I gave my wife a Lithuanian Dipstick last night.

by Talon66 July 3, 2022

Made in Lithuania

Something you should look for on the bottle before taking medications

"Don't take those pills bruh! They're made in Lithuania!"

by sr&dvhss May 24, 2018

LithuaniaMan

A certain diver who likes to flop in big games and score against the mighty Lithuania, Faroe Islands, Malta and of course the powerful mighty Lichtenstein. Not even the mighty Gibraltar is left out. He is also known to be disappearing in the big games and the big moments. And getting carried by his team mates while he goes invisible.

LithuaniaMan is yet again invisible against the big teams. Such a shame he doesn't have Lithuania in the Euro semi finals....

by 6tydfsgrsa September 18, 2020

Lithuania

see Kadzis; Best country in the world; NOT located in Africa (actually located closer to Russia in the slavic region)

shlava hogan majur tonzaniou

by ECK FreeWilly September 17, 2004

Lithuania

Small country in eastern europe that was like all the slavic countries occupied by the soviets. They gained their independance and now proceed to hate Russia along with the rest of eastern europe. Very nice country with educated people and a crazy murder rate.

Lithuania dislikes Russia for legitimate reasons.

by the angry mexican October 19, 2005

Lithuanian Smoothie

An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.

I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.

by that dude09lol May 25, 2019

Lithuanian Breath Mint

When you cum in her vagina and she queefs it back into your mouth.

Friday night was weird. She gave me a Lithuanian Breath Mint.

by SurveyNinja August 22, 2019