daddy longlegs

a goddamn spider with long spindly ones that i HATE!!! motherfucker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn't know it 'cos that bitchass is nigh on invisble, cunt spider wankstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!

marcus didn't know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, goddamn!

by tht! tne May 22, 2005

linoleum knife

Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres

"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

by Rachel Horowitz April 29, 2007

lingerbutt

Adjective. The vague, uncomfortable feeling one gets from sitting on a reecently vacated toilet seat that is still warm.

"man, I really need to go to the bathroom! But I don't want that nast chicks lingerbutt!"

by Nikinack January 13, 2009

Langley mill

A village situated on the derby and Nottinghamshire border. You will often spot a drunken tramp weasling his way to the bus stop. The village has a very large football following and you can sometimes overhear the "geezers" arguing about it at one in the morning. Do not be fooled by its peaceful look though as the year sevens will catch you lacking outside of home bargains.

Langley mill is a shithole

by Not your dad__69 February 2, 2022

kings langley school

Kings is home to the worlds largest collection of crackheads. Every girl looks like my toenail and all the teachers smell of my nans foot fungus. No coloured coats are allowed and if you wear them inside for more than 0.003 seconds a teacher will scream at you. The headteacher is a pedo that likes to look up skirts so don’t be surprised if he asks you to pull your skirt down. Most of the boys either have some form of autism or ADHD or are a wannabe roadman. The school chicken burgers have AIDS and the Radnor fizz will give you coronavirus. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want a couple STDs and to be pounded by your noncy food tech teacher

Kings Langley school reminds me of hell.

by ThatNi🅱️🅱️🅰️ January 30, 2020

Langley effect

Any decent looking potential girlfriend will be turned into a slut. It is 100% effective

I thought this girl was potential wifey but the langley effect got her.

by LangleySlayer69 October 25, 2018

abradolf lincler

Abradolf Lincler Was created by Rick Sanchez in the show, Rick and Morty. He is a combination of the two most powerful leaders of all time, Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln.

What would be a combination of hitler and Abraham Lincoln?

Abradolf Lincler Of course!

by Young Confucius March 4, 2017