limpo

An erection gone flaccid.

Fatolla got mad at me when my condom fell off. She blamed it on my foot size. I blamed it on my limpo.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

limpopo

The or a Limpopo is an elongated police car in which police rappers roll in.

' ay julius, you better keep that hello kitty picture i made you or i'll get the limpopo to roll up on you, '

by missskorea November 2, 2009

Limpojo

Synonym for horny teen boy, constant need of affection

Limpojo: Heelllz Yah! I'd Smack that

by Putonghua12 November 23, 2009

limposter

Someone who walks with a limp, despite being physically healthy, in order to avoid a sport or other activity.

John didnt help us move today because he said he sprained his anke. He is such a limposter

by raphec December 22, 2009

Limpdiculous

Golf putt that is hit so weakly its like the golf ball is hit with a limp noodle.

That limpdiculous putt was hit so weak and short it had a zero chance of getting near the hole!

by U da Man! February 18, 2023

Limpid

The act of having too much stuff in one of your pants pocket, oppose to the other one. Gives you the feeling that you're limping when your legs are completely fine.

I feel very limpid because of my DS.

by Nakuga June 29, 2011

Limpdick Hat

A slouchie beanie or slouched hat that is notorious to hipsters and douches. It looks like a limp dick.

"Ew, that guy with the limpdick hat is totally hitting on Becky even though she already told him she has a boyfriend."

by KatieN April 13, 2012