lipasaurus

When one of ur girlfriends friends has no life, no OTHER friends and MASSIVE lips that would propel them through water like a motor boat engine and may live in Lipville on liplane and if owns lippapotomus THEN uve got a lipasaurus on ur hands ! THEY ARE ALSO FUCKING RETARDED. drive slow the like to play in traffic.AND VERRRRRRRRRRRYYYY FUGLY

This lipasaurus mothafucka is up my ass when im with my girlfriend and you wouldnt think shed b able to with those mothafuckin lips! (WHILE PUMPING GAS MIGHT ASK) Are we at a gas station?!

by lipasaurus killer ! June 27, 2008

limpskie

the act of shitting and puking at the same time

dude (INSERT NAME) was so wasted last night he limpskied all over the floor.

by Mark Joey Casey and Joe July 30, 2011

limas

1. fruit
2. scum
3. nut freak
4. plural of Lima capital of Peru
5. Cell cucaracha

1. I like to eat limas
2. Fuck that Limas
3. I think Manny became a limas he eats lots of nuts
4. I went to Lima Peru last year
5. cell cucaracha

by Crossfox October 19, 2008

limpusweinus

the spot of any situation between being satisfied or wondering if you were supposed to be

you won the lottery just as you were sentenced to prison and left the lotto ticket on the laywers desk

by wendie orn February 19, 2005

limpskie

the act of shitting and vomiting at the same time, usually on a freinds belongings

ex1: that freaking mexican came in the house drunk and limpskied all over my girlfriends couch!
ex2: after drinking, i limpskied all over the place, and felt so much better!

by TheWMclan July 30, 2011

Limpathy

When a woman tells a guy it's just one of those things when he can't get it up, and actually believes it.

Clive: Shit Mavis, it won't stay hard.
Mavis: It's Ok Clive, I've always had limpathy for guys that can't get it up after seeing my clam. It's a scary one afterall.

by Mavis Clam April 29, 2011

Limpathy

Sympathy for a sexual partner's impotency.

"How was your hot date with Geof?"

"It started out well, but ended up being an evening of tears and limpathy because he couldn't get it up."

by coining buttress October 18, 2011