The AOL is a sexually (anally) defined lifestyle in which anally oriented people use every opportunity to please their buttholes.
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a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
by asdf March 17, 2004
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Nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.
Nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.
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Get the Lifetime mug.alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara.
The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.
The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.
1.) Jess just came out and, after going to her first Tegan and Sara concert, got an alternative lifestyle haircut similar to Tegan's.
2.) Once Leah added an alternative lifestyle haircut to her outfit composed of American Apparel and a skinny tie, she became infinitely more attractive.
2.) Once Leah added an alternative lifestyle haircut to her outfit composed of American Apparel and a skinny tie, she became infinitely more attractive.
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by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003
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Dude, this is her third time giving relationship advice as her status...
I know man, what a likestitute
I know man, what a likestitute
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