Librarycucking

To spend a copious amount of time studying in the library only to end up as a wagecuck for life.

James: Anyone down to hit the main library for a huge librarycucking session?
Tony: Yea man I have lots of work to do.
James: Alright mate, I'll see you up there at 7pm. Don't forget your laptop charger!

by TMIZZ October 15, 2018

House Library

When after waking up hours later and finding your face planted on your laptop's keyboard with text-books littered around, you finally realize that the college library has become your home...

Joe's always passed out in his House Library.

by Mistersich November 20, 2010

Library card

A metaphorical card that one loses upon engaging in sexual intercourse in the library.

Kate took John's library card in the stacks last night!

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

National Library of Wales

One of the dying libraries in the UK.

We love good libraries.

Director is said to have had an affair with his former secretary who also knits in the library. The archive houses such records - or maybe just rumours? A weird guy is often seen there with glasses and an iPad, trying to make himself important because in fact, he is not. He has worked there for years, still attending Welsh classes. C'mon 'gwd boy', the ancient lingo is not that difficult! Dysgwch!

You can get married in the library now, you know?!

No concept. Twitter and Facebook pages - boring.

Must visit soon.

Need to check the internet for free at the National Library of Wales, maybe with the iPad.

by bombolom February 27, 2011

Library Crew

A crew that spends time at the library for pleasure reading. This name originated from an idiotic rival crew that was trying to dis a educated group of young ones. They are known to wear white tees.

"We suckas got owned by the Library Crew!" said Stanley.

by book4lyfe November 1, 2006

library nazi

Usually a 50 something sweater wearing woman who sits behind the desk at the school library and eyes people selectively, but ultimately to no end. She is the kind of old bag who will tell you to "shush!" because you're talking to your study partner, even if you two are the only students in the entire library. She is a complete contradiction in that the school libarary is a space reserved for studying, and when she is around, she inhibits efficient studying due to her constant and definitely pointless harassment of the students. In short, she's a stupid old bitch.

Goddamn library nazi.

by Lament For The Last Days December 26, 2005

French library

A euphemism for an adult book store or adult sex shop where pornography is sold.

I'm not going to buy any pornography, I'm going to the French library instead.

by rarawikiwa May 3, 2009