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jonathan's big dicktionary

It is every single word ever learned by Jonathan, stored safely inside his enormous heads....
Immediately following his rap battle versus the well known rap king Skittles , Jonathan referenced Jonathan's BIG DICKtionary to ensure he had the vastest array of word combination
by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020
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Urban Dicktionary Orgasm

Is the feeling when one of many words you submitted was accepted and published.
You tried and tried and tried then finally .....resulted to Urban dicktionary orgasm. Oh god !!!#fireworks#champaign#
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Dicktionary

An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.

When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.
James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.

Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.

James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.

Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?

James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.
by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009
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Urban DICKtionary

The term for most of the readers of Urban Dictionary. Whenever they dislike just because of how it is spelled or because they cant pronounce it they tend to rate it thumbs down. This leads to less words being published on urban dictionary.
Peegret
JULY 15
1902 up, 4041 down <--Urban DICKtionary

The regret you experience when you leave the bar hastily at the end of the night without relieving yourself.

noun: Hold on a sec, I have to make a pit stop, I have a serious case of peegret.

verb: You better go before you leave, or you'll peegret it.
by Follow@EricYourDopee July 29, 2010
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dicktionary

A dictionary of Sex-related terminology.
This fuckin' wack dicktionary.
by Fangsta December 14, 2003
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Urban Dicktionary

A person who either goes on Urban Dictionary too much, or adds to Urban Dictionary too much, and is thereby a fanboy for it. They also find things out for the first time here.
Urban Dicktionary: Hey, did you no "wigger" means "wannabe gangster?!"

White Girl: *Is coke*

Wigger: No wai! WTFLOL
by Charles Chilly September 12, 2007
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Urban Sicktionary

Category of words and phrases listed in Urban Dictionary which are particularly crude, rude, obnoxious, offensive or foul.
Joe: Hey, Geoff, did you read that Dirty Sanchez definition in the Urban Sicktionary?

Geoff: Yeah man, that is just nasty.
by coal6 July 14, 2010
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