redneck lottery

someone who wins money from some sort of law suit. Typically because they or someone else was injured

Jack just won the redneck lottery after the car hit him, just enough to buy a case of beer

by lucynogo October 21, 2006

Chain Letter

A chain letter is one of the most annoying text walls ever.

Most of these start out with a short story,
(Translated from illiteracy)
In 1964(or some shit like that) a girl named (Insert WTF?! Name Here) was (insert deus ex machina here) by (Another WTF?! name) while she was (doing something).

Then do a repost or die.

If you don't send this to (variable) people in (time period), she will kill you with (whatever). If you do, you will be awarded.

These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit.

In 1829, a gurl namd Haraballius wus wlking on a lke when a man named Tradadallah W.T. Fuck raped her to death. If you dont sent dis chain letter 2 38 ppl by the end of 1408, u will b killd by Haraballius. if u do, u willb re-wrded with coton candee reign.

CHAWKLIT REIGN, SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN, CHAWKLIT REIGN

by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008

Letterbox Woman

An arabic women wearing a veil that hides the whole of here body except her eyes. The term "Letterbox" comes from the fact that the slit where the eyes are seen looks like that on a letterbox.

That Letterbox Woman over there was just sick in her veil"

by Rennockssanj&joanna December 20, 2009

Cum Letter

A piece of paper with sperm ejaculated onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter.

Dude 1: I heard Ms. Finke yelled at you today

Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.

Dude 1: You should get her back

Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter

Dude 1: Niiiice

by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010

Lord Letterle

The best English teacher any human that came to existence could ask for. Mess with her, and she will show you who's boss. After she cracks a window "Showed that window who's boss!" Lord Letterle is a species not to be messed with. When you enter her room, you must bow down to her every time, or she will show you who's boss.

"Lord Letterle!" The people yell as they worship Lord Letterle

by Thefters May 28, 2018

National Lottery

A novel way of further taxing poor people.

" Oi know oim dahn to me last quid but oi moight just win the lot-ry!"

by Valetudo December 9, 2003

Red Letter Media

A US film production company that provided much needed catharsis for a generation of film lovers by humorously picking apart the utterly dreadful Star Wars prequel trilogy.

Red Letter Media? More like... GOD Letter Media. Mike Stoklasa FTW!

by Smitty X May 6, 2010