Lethush

Major Simp; most likely short but still athletic asf. He probably doesn't do work at all

P1: you know lethush right?
P2: yh that mf short
P3: and apparently a simp as well

by bomboclaaticus July 26, 2020

lucifer's lettuce

a comical term for marijuana

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)

by big baby jesus. September 22, 2007

mac lethal

A rapper from Kansas City.

11:11

My name is mac lethal I'm a fire sign leo, alcoholic, anti mall, anti hero, anti soccer mom, anti hipster. Pro eating captain crunch cereal for dinner. Pro taking bong hits to cure your depression and pro demo CD if you got one let me check it. But never ask me what the hell I'm laughing about. Cya later, I'm going to go take a nap on the couch.

by JJolly May 19, 2008

Wet lettuce

someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.

person1: omg Sarah was crying in the bathroom again
person2:god she's such a fucking wet lettuce

by sluttydickwad October 5, 2020

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce

A god among men and a patron saint

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

by Luftwaffe big Jesus 6969 February 17, 2018

Lehuba

Slang used in queens NY to describe a bird ass herb that is socially awkward and has trouble communicating with anyone.

Son was stuttering 10 times every sentence, he's deadass a lehuba.

by Gratapow March 13, 2019

Crinkly Lettuce

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.

Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.

by Maomaor January 6, 2012