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dick length of snow

Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.
We are expected to get a big dick length of snow tomorrow night.
by Dani Dangerously 007 March 3, 2015
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Lent poser

A person who doesn't go to church or is not otherwise religious who gives up something for Lent and then tells everyone they know about their pious self-denial.
Despite having missed the last 2343146 consecutive Sundays in church, David gave up chocolate for Lent. He then proceeded to tell everyone on Twitter about it. He's such a Lent poser.
by Lusid's Ghost February 17, 2010
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lentz

"Dude, I almost stepped in fresh dog lentz this morning."
by dubbinT February 4, 2010
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love length

He stuck his love length inside his partners bum hole
by Random Hero May 13, 2005
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Lent Trap

/lɛnt træp/ noun

In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.
1. We were going to have dinner at this great new steak place on Friday night, but Joe's got me stuck in a Lent Trap.

2. My wife Jane decided to give up sex for Lent. Worst. Lent Trap. Ever.
by SuperRobert February 14, 2010
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lenties

1. Crunchy roasted lentils
2. A brand of lentil snacks
I made myself some lenties. They came out pretty good, but i'll probably just stick to buying them from Lenties.
by Leonard Tillerson July 22, 2019
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average penis length

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.
Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.
by The Asshatter December 19, 2006
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