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wanker's length

1.An arbitary unit of measurement, defined as the maximum length of toilet paper used when cleaning ones spunk from the carpet (8 sheets).

2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in nob sneeze.
1. I was literally a wanker's length from getting the bus.

2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.

3.It is about a 200 wanker's length walk to the shops.

4.You fucking dumb wanker's length.
by Joniquai March 20, 2005
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full length

the complete length of the penis inside the anus/vagina. its the absolute fullest length and includes all the penis and even some of the skin around it.
"hakko got the full length from me! ahahaha" - Macho tiger
by Hakko November 21, 2004
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Proper Length

1) In special relativity, the proper length of an object moving at velocity close to that of the speed of light is its length as measured by an observer in the rest frame of the object.

2) A massive shit.
1) Will: Dude, that 30cm ruler travelling at the speed of light looks to be only about 28.5cm.
Nathaniel: Yeah, that's because it's proper lenth is 30cm.

2) Nathaniel: Dude, I just crimped out a proper length.
Will: Yeah, thats a proper brown length.
by justabusta January 23, 2011
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chuck a length

To initiate coitus when time is of the essence.
See "quickie"
Can be used in a tactless attempt at seduction but often resulting in rejection
First usage of term was overheard in a church pew in Brussels
1. "Do you fink I might chuck a length love before the bus gets here?"

2. "You wouldn't believe it but the bird let me chuck a length in her arse before high tea"
by Ginalee83 January 13, 2014
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go to great lengths

To put in a lot of effort, energy, or work to achieve something
Dog owners might go to great lengths to make sure their pets won't be rejected from apartment buildings.
Taylor went to great lengths to keep their relationship private and out of the spotlight .
by ata66 January 7, 2018
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length

e.g. dudes hang on i need to wip the legnth out ( go to the toilet)

or, haha i was bored so i slaped her with ma legnth
by tedhardcore July 7, 2005
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tree lengthener

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.
"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."
by Sal1981 September 25, 2005
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