1.An arbitary unit of measurement, defined as the maximum length of toilet paper used when cleaning ones spunk from the carpet (8 sheets).
2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in nob sneeze.
2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in nob sneeze.
1. I was literally a wanker's length from getting the bus.
2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.
3.It is about a 200 wanker's length walk to the shops.
4.You fucking dumb wanker's length.
2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.
3.It is about a 200 wanker's length walk to the shops.
4.You fucking dumb wanker's length.
by Joniquai March 20, 2005
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1) In special relativity, the proper length of an object moving at velocity close to that of the speed of light is its length as measured by an observer in the rest frame of the object.
2) A massive shit.
2) A massive shit.
1) Will: Dude, that 30cm ruler travelling at the speed of light looks to be only about 28.5cm.
Nathaniel: Yeah, that's because it's proper lenth is 30cm.
2) Nathaniel: Dude, I just crimped out a proper length.
Will: Yeah, thats a proper brown length.
Nathaniel: Yeah, that's because it's proper lenth is 30cm.
2) Nathaniel: Dude, I just crimped out a proper length.
Will: Yeah, thats a proper brown length.
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Can be used in a tactless attempt at seduction but often resulting in rejection
First usage of term was overheard in a church pew in Brussels
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Can be used in a tactless attempt at seduction but often resulting in rejection
First usage of term was overheard in a church pew in Brussels
1. "Do you fink I might chuck a length love before the bus gets here?"
2. "You wouldn't believe it but the bird let me chuck a length in her arse before high tea"
2. "You wouldn't believe it but the bird let me chuck a length in her arse before high tea"
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Taylor went to great lengths to keep their relationship private and out of the spotlight .
Taylor went to great lengths to keep their relationship private and out of the spotlight .
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or, haha i was bored so i slaped her with ma legnth
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