Lendl

1) When Ladle is misspelled or mispronounced

2) Someone who was named after a spoon

1) Lendl? OHHHHH you mean ladle!

2) My mom named me Lendl... After a spoon

by Lendlewaldo February 5, 2013

Festina lente

Make haste slowly.

To do things the proper way instead of hurriedly and heedlessly; to see urgent things through in a thorough manner.

Translated from Latin to English, 'festina lente' means literally 'make haste slowly'; this translation also sounds a lot better than 'hurry slowly'.

by Gus J November 29, 2006

crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005

Lenitza

A cool, loving yet thoughtful & mature female. Can joke around but is EXTREMELY serious when needed. Can be a sexual urge to most males but is completely dedicated & devoted when it comes to her lover. Dark is in her nature. Keeps quiet & keeps to herself. But don't underestimate her, she can & will get loud if needed. Other than that, she is completely UNDEFINED~

lenitza caring female

by anemogirl'slover<l3 November 21, 2011

lenden

Is always gonna be more attractive, funny, and stronger than you!

Haters: I bet you will never be with her right!? I am cooler than you!

Me: There is no way, if you are cool then I am Lenden!

by Dictionary-man-stan December 3, 2016

Lendastouchbob

When you touch yourself in a bush while you’re with the girl of your dreams because she got you wet by mentioning spongebob

Uh oh! Lennie just pulled a lendastouchbob an hour ago!

by ( ʘ̆ ╭͜ʖ╮ ʘ̆ ) May 3, 2019

force-lend

the act of forcing people to borrow something that they are not interested in, but that is forced into their possession, nonetheless.

I apologize in advance for the box full of old fantasy novels that are sitting in the corner of my living room. Steph knows I have zero interest, but she still brought them by to force-lend me, anyway.

by Seamus CCC. April 23, 2010