The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

The Lemur Effect

When an ordinary guy starts talking to a Lemur causing him to become a furry.

A: "I remember when Callum drank monster energy drinks all day and watched Formula 1."
B: "Yeah he always loved Lewis Hamilton; now he's just a massive furry because of the lemur effect."

The Lemur Effect by MASMRANKRA June 9, 2019

Serious Lemur 

Serious Lemur is popular and known for being the best moderator on the F@G Live Stream.

OMG, Serious Lemur! You are such a great moderator!

Serious Lemur by OneHappyLemur July 19, 2010

party lemur 

Much like the anthropoid primate, this party-goer spends a majority of their time off the ground and dancing on tables, chairs and sturdy ottomans. They are generally accompanied by loud music, fellow lemurs, and worried looks from the apartment owners.

I hope you have a strong coffee table, because Stephanie is a party lemur.

party lemur by highonpez May 24, 2011

Sex Lemur 

A being that is very obsessed with sex.

Wow, Josh is such a sex lemur! I've seen him walking out of thousands of apartments nude!

Sex Lemur by thebomb1617 December 18, 2008

Kenny Lemur 

The lemurical Kenneth (Short: Kenny Lemur) is a rare species of Lemuriformes which only appears near Duschen-Duschen. His parents also tossed a female Lemur, which seems to be a little spoiled wh0re.
They seem to have some mind issues because of their language

A: Bro, have you seen our Pet?
B: Idk man where Kenny Lemur is, I guess he’s trying to mate with his sister.

*noises from bedroom: Ohh yeaaa Kenny do goila hengschd”

A: Yep.
B: Told ya

Kenny Lemur by Heinman July 31, 2020

The London Lemur 

When you’re in the downward dog yoga pose with a British man, after having eaten garlic noodles and crabs, and said British man climbs on top of you.

“I was trying to workout in this yoga studio last night, and some rando gave me the London Lemur!

The London Lemur by Shagaelik April 8, 2019