Hecatia Lapislazuli

The funny extra touhou boss of LoLK/Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, probably goes to Hot Topic, friends with Junko and master of Clownpiece, the strongest touhou character to date, has three forms, goddess of hell, will probably beat you up, hates chang'e, and can access the dream world, let this bitch into lostword right now.

A : Bro how the fuck have they not added Hecatia Lapislazuli into lostword yet??
B : Having that Hot Topic shopper in lostword would be fucking overpowered

by The Rat in Your Attic February 18, 2022

Lapping

Oral sex on a woman

He gave me an amazing lapping last night.

by lily657 November 15, 2010

Maurice-Lapointe

A shit hole of a school,full of skanks who bounce around from one guy to another, guys who sings country music and lit will suck any teachers dick to get a good grade

What school do you go to?
Maurice-lapointe
Ewww that sucks

by Iammdjrje August 21, 2017

laptime

The action of taking a "lap" around the office to avoid the inevitable afternoon drowsiness. Usually involves stopping by the water cooler, copier, and various coworker offices or cubicles.

Laptime has a greater occurrence for those that stay up late, were partying last night, or those who ditched work in the morning to ski fresh powder.

Used by those that know the falling asleep on the keyboard can be hazardous to one's health due to short circuiting, and also to one's employment should the boss happen to saunter by.

Ricky: That's the third time Bobby has stopped by my office this afternoon.

Cal: Its laptime for him, again... He must have been out all night!!!

by TMGuy December 31, 2009

lapidated

1. (opposite of DElapidated) excellent, great, neat, nice, quality, sound, strong, etc.

2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).

1. Although that Stang was 10 years old, it was very lapidated.

2.
a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.

by Brit Read February 18, 2009

laplicker

when two women enjoy licking each others ski slope

i think my ex-girlfriend is a laplicker now

by llancaster74 November 6, 2010

LaMoille

LaMoille is a small town of approximately 800 people in Bureau County Illinois. Barley anybody outside of LaMoille seems to know it exists. It is very quiet with a very low and almost non existant crime rate. This town is mostly characterized by the Allen Junior High School which is a public middle school that teaches grades 4th-8th. This school is a historical landmark as it was built long ago. Both the LaMoille high school and middle school have around 90 students total on average each year. LaMoille also has one lone Fast Stop gas station on the northern edge of town. This location is where most of the towns farmers will frequent during the morning hours as they chat with one another over their morning coffee. Fast Stop is also where every kid with pocket money walks to or rides to on their bikes after they get off school so they can spend their allowance on candy and drinks. Not much is available for entertainment purposes in LaMiolle. Most of the residents look to the surrounding towns for entertaining activities. LaMoille does however, have an annual festival mostly during July called Buffalo Days. There's honestly nothing great about Buffalo days as it only caters to small children and those old enough to drink. Despite the dull festival the vast majority of LaMoille residents are all good people with a few exceptions here and there just like any other town.

"Where's LaMoille, becuase I've never heard of it." -everyone

by LaMoillePerson October 29, 2018