Lapeering

Masturbating, typically in a public place.

I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.

by OG! December 13, 2013

Laptop Class

Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic, the laptop class consists of middle and upper-class professionals and managers who were able to work remotely during lockdowns. Often used in a pejorative manner, the term contrasts the presumed comfort of those afforded the luxury to work from home to those individuals working in the "real" and tangible economy.

As a member of the elite laptop class I haven't left my house in 2+ years

by e-lite May 16, 2022

Lapeer

A place where you are going to run into wannabe hicks, emos, sluts, jocks, and just plain joes. There is nothing to do here unless walking around Wal-Mart and trying to get kicked out or seeing a movie every weekend tickles your fancy. Lapeer is very spread apart, meaning if you want to go to your friends house it may take 20 - 25 minutes to get there. There is two highschools in Lapeer, East and West. West is known for their athletics and their you will find many of those wannabe hicks i mentioned earlier there and way to many girls with fake hair died to the blackest they can get it. East is more known for their academics and their you will find a bunch of nerds, a slew of emos that hang at one or two areas in the school, jocks who are total assholes, and overly bronzed girls who like to get fucked up every weekend. Wether you like it or not living in when Lapeer, you will have drama. Welcome to the lovely place called Lapeer!

Joe: You going to Lapeer for the weekend?

You: Yes, i am!

Joe: Good luck finding anything to do or people to meet!

by lallalolol December 29, 2010

laptizzle

Comes from Chad Muska when hes talking about his laptop computer

This is my Laptizzle my nizzle

by stradam November 25, 2003

laptop years

A laptop computer ages sixteen years for every human year.

"Dad, I NEED a new laptop! This one is already two years old. That's THIRTY-TWO in laptop years! I can't go to high school with thirty-two-year-old laptop."

"Yeah, my laptop is five years old. That's EIGHTY in laptop years. Sure, she's grumpy and slow, but I'm used to the keyboard and I know where all my programs are. It's like this old La-Z-Boy: molded to my butt."

by Kate Saybrook December 10, 2009

laptop condom

Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.

It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

My laptop wears a pink condom.

He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010

Lacetti

A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.

Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.

Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.

Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!

by wanking December 14, 2016