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national lap dance day

Every first Monday of December lapdances should be distributed freely throughout America by everyone
Johnny was in a chair and was given a lap dance on the first Monday of December by Jessie on national lap dance day
by Lion_heart##55 November 29, 2013
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Iraqi lap dance

The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.
dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.
by mr. douch Mcdouchy November 4, 2012
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mexican lap dance

The act of a couple having sex while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. The woman sits facing the same direction and does the work.
I asked her for a blumpkin but she said she'd rather give me a Mexican lap dance.
by Aldiros October 5, 2016
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Give an Old Man a Lap Dance

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.
Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.
by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008
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Minnesota Lap Dance

An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.
-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"

"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"

-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."

"How do you know?"

"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."
by Niceboimn November 29, 2018
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European Lap Dance

The act of a woman wearing underwear rubbing up on a man who is naked. The woman moves her pelvic area back and forth while sitting on the man.
That girl was rubbing up on me like a European Lap Dance.

When she slid up and down against me it felt like a European Lap Dance.
by acerrr July 8, 2010
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Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.
by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009
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