Getting Lance Rocke'd

The Sensation of getting licked in between the toes by a beautiful woman

Rob:Dude,I was Getting Lance Rocke'd Last night by my girlfriend. It felt amazing

Eric:Nice,man.

by Shirlena99 July 5, 2014

thermal lance

noun
The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.

I said "no way" when my girlfriend wanted to give me a thermal lance.

by Sneaky Horsey March 20, 2016

Lance

A lance. They’re seen as a person who has many friends, but they may prefer to be lonely. Though, deep down they have a couple of good friends they would like to be with. A lance will never fail to upset you, and can always make you from sad to happy. Never loose a lance, because they might need you just as much as you need them. They might look down apon themself, but that’s because they fail to see the best part of themselves. They can do it, but they think they can’t. It’s up to you to show them that. They’re amazing, and if you have to leave them it will be hard. Because, a lance will never hurt you. They will love you for who you are.

“Is that lance? Fuck yeah it is!”

by Anon_ym_ous June 3, 2018

lancevideos

lance is a twinkly little gay bottom who has been brainwashed by his family into supporting trump and is so far in the closet that he’s reaching narnia. he is secretly dating tiktoker nickvideos. their relationship is probably one of the cutest things on this planet. if you disagree no u don’t ❤️
They moved along the sofa and sat cross-legged opposite each other, lost staring in to each other’s eyes, they then leaned in to each other without realising it, and with that, boom. They kissed. Nick leaned in more until they both fell over on top of each other with lance staring up at nick
They both chucked and blushed, nick bent down and pecked lance on the lips again
“Do you wanna take this upstairs?” Nick whispered in a tired voice
anyway follow my ticktok @heterophobe_

p1-“dude have you heard about that lancevideos guy?”
p2- “no, who is he?”
p1- “idk some twink who thinks trump is a good president, look at this”
p-2 “definitely closeted”
p1 - “defo”

by nancelover July 8, 2020

Lenice

Lenice is the most beautiful and sweetest person you will ever meet. Her body is like a goddess. She is very intelligent and passionate in the things she does. She is also very calm with people but once you get to know her she is wild, athletic, and so much fun. You won’t hesitate to spend the rest of your life with.

Come meet my best friend lenice, she’s so fun

by @real-meanings September 10, 2019

Lanie

Holy hell this girl is amazing, the nicest most heart felt person in the world. She cares so much about others and what she can do for each and every person in her life, she doesn't have time for herself. Selfless, loving, gorgeous, Christlike, smart, funny, cozy, cute, SO CUTE. She loves when you talk about her and when you show her off. Shes got a nice peach and curves like a snake road. Brown eyes that are breathtaking and cheeks that are pillows to smoosh. You really gotta be funny to make her laugh, so getting that laugh out is big. A strong but childish sense of humor, that will make you cringe sometimes, but in the end you realize its lanie and that's her. Her work ethic is insane, to have her as an employee underneath you is nothing short of a blessing. Appreciate her and tell her how much she means to you, cause she needs that type of stuff to live. Hugs are her favorite, she could use a couple a day. She gives, that's another thing, she loves to give and nothing makes her happier than her seeing a smile on your face after reciveing a gift from her. Her presence is a ray of sunshine, and you will lose your thoughts whenever you see that face. Lanies a mind boggler.

Guy: hey where's Lanie been?
Girl: oh shes outta town why?
Guy: oh never mind
Girl: ohhhhh you like her?
Guy: noooooo, I was just wondering

by Yeahumhi October 19, 2018

Lance

A born badass; incredible person.

Has a great sense of humor, and can always make you laugh. He will help you with your problems, and will keep trying until you are happy. He can make you happy when your're sad, and is a faithful and Loyal friend.He is a natural leader, and likes to take charge of things and lead groups of people. He is very friendly, and likes to have many friends. He has a great smile, and will never give up. If he starts something, he has to finish it, and strives to make things as perfect as they can be. He is a ladies man, and wont usually dump you. He likes to draw, and likes to expose his likings to his friends. If Lance enters your life, make sure to never let him go.

ExamIe:
I love you Lance!
Lance, can you help me with my homework?
Mom, what should I get Lance for christmas?

by otakuking101 December 30, 2013