Law Of Lamont

Believing in something that's false

Eric: I'm putting 1k on McGregor Lfg
*McGregor Proceeds To Break His Ankle*
People with a functioning brain: Law Of Lamont

by wehelmtf July 15, 2021

LaMonde

The last name of a royal descent. Should be treated like a king if ever ran across.

"My hands tremmbled as King LaMonde walked through the room"

by chuck beaver February 3, 2010

Lamons

One of the most annoying people on the planet. Usually tries to make conversation with people who aren't paying attention to him. He constantly talks about Texas, brisket, and coaching football. When there is work to be done, he bitches about his family being in complete disarray, ASF or coaching highschool football. His nickname is wedge...ie a simple tool.

God, I hate Lamons, I wish he would shut the hell up!

by Distasio9 November 28, 2009

lamons

The classic loud mouth jerk. A lamons talks to hear themselves talk and will surround themselves with other members of the lamons croud.

i cant believe that guy who was hitting on me just pissed himself on the floor! What a lamons!

by lamons.wife November 29, 2009

zander la cheese lemones

DONT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY ZANDER GOD

also dont ask for cheese lemones

i liek zander la cheese lemones. he gave me milk

by rice g0d 1337 February 6, 2018

Lamont

A spelling mistake for the word lmao

Bob: “Yo that was a crazy class today.”
Jim: “Lamont I know I couldn’t stop laughing.”
Bob: “What.”

by LiquidyLemons March 12, 2021

Lamonte

Big dick.

He a Lamonte dick.

by THEWHORE August 2, 2011