Adam Lambert

A badass mother fucker. The ultimate HBIC. One half of the most epic OTP ever, Kradam. Glamazon.

Ultimately, he's about ten trillion times as fierce as you'll ever be.

He's also sparked the newest sexuality trend of the season: Adamsexual. Jump on that bandwagon. You know you want to.

Synonyms: Orgasm/Adamgasm, Head Bitch in Charge, Glitter, Win
Antonyms: Gtfokey, Lose

Adam Lambert made Simon Cowell go gay, bench.

by glitterfuck July 22, 2009

Adam Lambert

The most amazing singer ever to live on the planet. Definitely the best Idol of All Seasons put together.♥

Adam Lambert got a standing O from Simon Cowell! What an amazing singer!

by glambert23 May 30, 2009

lamerific

Something so void of any redeeming quality that the term lame just doesn't describe it well enough.

Signing the paperwork for my new house was so lamerific, I am now tied to this thing for life.

by JohnHowie December 15, 2009

the lamper

The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them

Dude I gave her the lamper of her life!

by Zolophanz November 6, 2014

lambertville high school

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.

Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up.

by Jexxxica September 4, 2008

lamerage

Adjective, used to describe something or someone, who/that is somewhere between lame and average (but still slightly closer to lame);
lame + average = lamerage!

I can't think of any better examples. I'm soooo lamerage!

by Besh Von Enic January 12, 2009

Lammersed

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.

I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.

by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010