Being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. This results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox.
"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.
by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011
Get the Bat Lairadox mug.A Greek mythological character. She was Zeus's mistress while he was married to Hera. Hera found out, and being the mean goddess she is, she killed all of Lamia's children, save for Scylla, whom she sent to live under a rock, and most of you probably know that. Anyway, Hera also took away her ability to blink, so Lamia could not rest from the sight of her dead children. Lamia also became a half woman half serpent sort of a creature, because of her mishap. Zeus, however, was not totally heartless. He couldn't bring her children back, but he felt sorry for his former lover and so he let her take her eyes off so she could rest. But Lamia was furious, and she was jealous of all the parents who still had their children. So, she started to suck the blood of children, as a sort of vampiress. She also had a human form of a Libyan queen. So in truth, Lamia was just in love, not evil or anything.
by beaminginlight November 16, 2006
Get the lamia mug.A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.
A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe
by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004
Get the Laminated List mug.A very nice girl who is innocent. She hates kpop because she finds it disgusting but I am trying to convince her to atleast admit BLACKPINK are pretty :) She makes people happy and she is a daddy's girl. If your Lamiya, ADMIT BLACKPINK ARE PRETTY.
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Get the Lamiya mug.When used in reference to a picture, typically of a person that one finds attractive, the act of ejaculating on the picture to create a film, or laminate, over the top surface of it.
by teeoce January 13, 2009
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So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.
So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.
by drjozard February 8, 2010
Get the Laminated mug.Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.
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