Twitter Litter

The unnecessary frequent updates on social sites like Facebook, generally written by people who assume others want to know what they had for lunch or where they are now as opposed to the update 3 minutes ago.

dan's twitter littering again . he just posted "eating lunch now, the spaghetti here's not bad...."

by Flyn Hawaiin July 22, 2009

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Kitty litter

When your toilet paper leaves behind little deposits of toilet paper when wiped.

I went down on Linda and had to get a glass of water to wash down a mouth full of kitty litter.

by Tia sweet December 26, 2020

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Disco Litter

Being chatted up or picked up by someone at the end of the evening in a club or bar when the lights are turned up and people are leaving. Being selected because everyone else has left or has already matched with someone.

Q. Would you like the last dance?
A. No thanks, I am not disco litter

by Mike Bang September 10, 2018

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cunt of the litter

A terrible dog.

I thought the breeder said she was the, "Runt of the litter." But judging by her behavior he must have said, "Cunt of the litter."

by FreshWords February 5, 2023

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Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon one who partakes in the act of defecating in the household cat litter tray so as to avoid having to leave the room to use the bathroom during a tense televised sporting event in order to eliminate the risk of missing the crucial moment.

Dude, I really need to shit but I know as soon as I leave the room the Broncos will score a touchdown.
Don't sweat it bro, just take a dump in the cat litter tray, your eyes never have to leave the TV screen.
Really Dude? Are you sure that's O.K.?
Yeah no problem, I do it all the time, I'm a regular Litter Shitter!

by The Shanners July 20, 2016

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