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kitchen hot

When a female's hotness increases from the sight of her cooking.
1. I wasn't sure if I wanted to pork Amy but then she made me a casserole and instantly became kitchen hot!

2. *during a debate on who you'd rather bang*
Yeah sure Rihanna is hot. But Martha Stewart is kitchen hot.

3. I wouldn't say she's hot but definitely kitchen hot
by namingshit December 16, 2018
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emotional rape kitchen

Where rape is baked that is used to rape your emotions after a particularly difficult emotional or mental occurrence.

The place inside your head where your emotion's get raped.
After losing my job and seeing my boss jizz on my gf's face, I knew I was having a bad day, but it was hearing that my mother died that put me in the emotional rape kitchen.
by PhillySurferDude August 5, 2010
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kitchen nightmares

A show lead by a batshit crazy chef, where people microwave salads and grill lettuce. So lett-uce see how long it will take you to cry or threaten Sir Ramsay.
Dude, I was balling my eyes out so hard yesterday. Gordon Ramsay called me a Pillock for having old potatoes on his show Kitchen Nightmares
by Shindogle Goggles October 10, 2016
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Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.
Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy
by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018
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kitchen door

1. someone who is bisexual
2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women
I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.
by toast455 July 2, 2005
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kritch

Dude, I was talking to everyone and then i got the worst kritch! I had to scratch in front of everyone
by AdmiralAdama October 5, 2011
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Kitchen-Rave

Basically, when you dance like an idiot in your kitchen, generally while cooking. May result in accidents, minor burns, and fire.
Sarah: What is that noise? It sounds like... music...
Delphine: Oh, that'll be the neighbours.
Sarah: *quizzical look*
Delphine: They're having a kitchen-rave.
Sarah: Is that why I can also hear a fire alarm?
by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010
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