kirking out

What happens when someone sees Kirk Cameron and enjoys it.

I was flipping channels, and Growing Pains was on, so I started kirking out!

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Kirking

1)The act of getting an individual extremely high and presuading them into purchasing items they dont need. Items purchased generally benefit the "Kirker."
2)The act of bullshiting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.

Dude, your fucking Kirking me right now.
-But you need this man? Honestly, what will you do without it?
God damn it, Alright. Lets get it.

Dude, come test drive this car with me, we'll test drive it together.
-Yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
Dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-Fuck man. You fucking Kirked me.

by Die Jude November 16, 2010

Kurting

When you fascinate over a person so hard that you place a tiny camera under the rim of their toilet just to watch them poo poo.

Hey Rushy whats on tonight? Want to come for a beverage?

Nah mate I can't. I've been frothing super hard over this Sheila next door that I'm going to give her a Kurting. Once done im going to light some candles, play some Barry white and use to footage to dominate my shaft for hours. Thanks anyway

by Mcnaughty163 December 21, 2020

kirking

doing something generous for someone else, helping or volunteering.

Wow, look at that man, he's just kirking everybody!

by thedirtydragon March 8, 2009

kirking

The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

kuringe

japanese cringe

that anime was totally KURINGE.
when i went to the bathroom i saw kuringe

by homosexual retard May 16, 2017

Kurdingo

Mandingos middle eastern counterpart that will turn girls into wheelchair bound organelles

‘Yo, you’re such a kurdingo, Raha’

by Raha.H January 13, 2018