Kingani

Kingani is the gatekeeper of memes and is always stoned

Person 1: See this gnome?
Person 2: Are you stoned?
Person 1: ..... Yes
Person 2: Okay, Kingani

by SynMoose June 9, 2019

golden kangaroo-pouch

The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.

Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!

by Peter Ninncompoop January 3, 2010

Kangaroo Cry

When a baby kangaroo leaves it's Mother's pouch, it lets out a cry when it gets separated and cannot find her. The mother kangaroo is able to distinguish her baby's cry and searches for it.

Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October said, "Kangaroo Cry" was written for the troops having to leave their families behind. Something he witnessed in airports while touring and was moved to write this beautiful song. In the song, "she" would be a solider's daughter being left behind. As the child loses sight of her parent, she lets out a "kangaroo cry" in hopes of being found.

Dan heard a song about a Kangaroo Cry. Unable to grasp the depth of the lyrics, he decided they had to mean nothing and ignorantly proceeded to voice his conclusion, causing people around the world to shake their heads in pity for his gross lack of comprehension.

by bluedecember29 October 23, 2013

bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009

Kangasaurus

The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.

The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.

Connor: I saw a Kangasaurus the other day
His sister: I go to douglas.

by DUmbasssssessssz April 6, 2010

phantom kangaroos

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.

Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020

Reverse Kangaroo (Reverse Kanga)

The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.

That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.

by CountFistula August 27, 2005