KumQuatAgain 

Instead of saying what did you just say bitch I know your not talking to me

KumQuatAgain ,you just might want to check who your talking about.

KumQuatAgain by KumQuatAgain September 17, 2020

pickled kumquat 

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

pickled kumquat by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.

Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!

Crusty Kumquat by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

kumquat 

a sexual position in which the guy squats over the girl while cumming
- usually asked for by the guy, as just doing it can result in a slap in the face

Justin gave Mandy a kumquat special

kumquat by Natashacampbell January 17, 2008

Kumquat 

older woman who preys on younger men, mutlicolored orange hai.
Normally has their boyfriend superwhipped when they can't hangout with their friends especially that are girls

She's being such a kumquat, he can't hang out with anyone

Kumquat by popcorn12345678910 May 27, 2010

kumquat 

A safe word a girl (particularly Nina Dobrev) would use when her sexual partner (particularly Vin Diesel) is being too overwhelming during the intercourse, indicating a confused state of slight discomfort and extreme enjoyment simultaneously.

Girl: OMG! Kumquat... Kumquat!
Guy: Okay, do I stop or keep going?
Girl: I don't know, just Kumquat, damn it!

kumquat by DeverauxPlymouth February 10, 2020

kumquat despot 

Proper noun: 45th president of the united states.

The Kumquat Despot will do anything to remain in power.

kumquat despot by Jimmy Bobby o September 25, 2020