Kumquat

A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.

What is this a miniature orange? No it's a kumquat!

by Carrie Just Carrie (Alex idea) September 26, 2010

Kumquat

Stupid, but worse.

You kumquat!
She is as stupid as a kumquat.

by Mary Poppins 2.0 November 30, 2016

Kumquat

A fruit similar to an orange and lemon combined but pretty small.

Do you think that they will have any kumquats at the store.

by Padgetthaileynicole101 November 12, 2017

Kumquat

A midget that’s addicted to drinking cum

Look it’s a kumquat

by Lloso July 6, 2018

Kumquat

A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.

Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!
Frances comes running

by Unternym March 7, 2009

Kumquat

Someone who often makes simple mistakes or misunderstands simple instructions.

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument ya kumquat.

by Skycralo June 28, 2019

Kumquat

older woman who preys on younger men, mutlicolored orange hai.
Normally has their boyfriend superwhipped when they can't hangout with their friends especially that are girls

She's being such a kumquat, he can't hang out with anyone

by popcorn12345678910 May 28, 2010