Kum Laak

Kum Laak (also known as the Cum Demon) is a rogue entity from the ancient civilization of the Creators. He resembles a skeleton with a broken jaw, one of his hands being a claw like machine that can manipulate the laws of physics.

"Whoa, It's Kum Laak!"
"We should probably start running."
"Yeah..."

Kum Laak by ShiniiiHater69420 February 9, 2022

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Kum and go

When you go on omegle and convince a girl to show you her titties, you immediately cum, then leave

Yo Brian I just pulled a kum and go on this fine ass bitch last night

Kum and go by Big thicc oof October 25, 2018

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kum punting

This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.

Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.

kum punting by Jigga Jigga Hey Oh December 17, 2008

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Kum Jub

Hillbilly term for anything that results in ejaculation. Typically heard throughout the Southern regions, and mainly used amongst the Ozarks by bib-wearing mountain men.

"That Sally-Girl really knows how to give a good kum jub mmmHmm."
"Well unbutton my britches it sounds like I'm in for a good kum jub this evenin' "

Kum Jub by romawe May 15, 2018