Kumon Kid

A kid who goes to Kumon and therefore always gets good math grades. They usually suck at any other subject though

Friend 1: How'd you do on that math test!
Friend 2: Great! I sat next to Johnny so I copied off him.

Friend 1: No fair! Johnny's a Kumon Kid

by mskcct January 6, 2016

Kugman

1) Cakeman in german
2) Usually Israeli
3) Either extremely creative or extremely serious at times.
4) A fuck up who will be successful

That Kugman is into politics, but wrote a fantasy story!

by superman86 August 13, 2009

Kumor

An alternative name used to describe God in the most shocking of circumstances.

It it mostly used when something happens that seems so unbelievable that it cannot be down to pure coincidence or luck.

I cannot believe I just won £250,000! Oh thank the lord Kumor!

by Wiktor_Starzak May 6, 2018

Shiroi Kumo

Shiroi Kumo is the best character in Final Fantasy Unlimited

"Shiroi Kumo" - Kuroki Kaze

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

kumonify

to solve a math problem using shortcuts; to solve a math problem using the "kumon" way

Mr. Dong: If you know how to kumonify this problem, you don't have to show all your work.

by hellomath December 9, 2009

Isle of Kumoniwannalaya

An island in the South Pacific where all the male inhabitants are in dire need of female companionship. Any female visiting this island is assured of being laid, no matter how vile or disgusting she may look. The inhabitants don't care about fupas, gunts, excessive body hair, duct cheese or any type of sexually transmitted disease. A paradise for ugly and fugly women.

Cathy couldn't get any guy to lay her, so she traveled to the Isle of Kumoniwannalaya and got more ass than a toilet seat.

by seymour heines February 28, 2008

Kumori

An extremely smart person. Knows nearly everything, and is really 1337. Just an all around awesome person.

I'm a kumori, and I'm 1337.

by NOT bamases January 11, 2009