Kingerbate

When your jerking off and your mom walks in your room and you jizz on her leg and she likes it then your dad comes in and then you have a 3 way with your dad and mom

I kingerbated my parents

by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017

Kringlet

Når noget er tåkrummende/cringe

Denis: "Hvad skete der lige for din bror i går? Har var da helt væk!"
Jakob: "Ej, det var så kringlet. Det var første gang han drak"

by GangGangGamerxXx October 13, 2020

Kinger

Not realizing how drunk you were lastnight till you wake up the next morning hating life.

I totally pulled a Kinger lastnight.

by amanda Kinger May 6, 2010

Klingelhoffered

to get your bell rung

german for bell-ringer

"you got klingelhoffered the f#@% out"

by Latrell Brindell February 3, 2010

Krinkers

The risidual shit on one's hairy ass after taking a juicy dump.

Craig: Dude, I just had the grosest dump ever, can you check if I have any remaining krinkers

Toby: Wipe again buddy, it's krinkers land in here!

by superkrinkers February 16, 2013

kring krong

A state of mind where you don't know what you're doing or where you're going. Time & presence are lost. Ultra sketched, dazed & confused, on another level.

"Are you ladies ready yet?"
"We are, but she is so kring krong and doesn't know where anything is and doesn't realize we are late!"
"Sorry! Kring Krong! Tee hee......."

by perplexed enigma May 3, 2014

Krieger Kreampie

When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, take your favorite Pokémon card, release your steamy spunk all over it, and then swipe it in her asscrack like a credit card.

I gave my girl the Krieger Kreampie last night

by Phaseryt June 23, 2021