kreatch

a person that often or occasionally performs acts of 'kreatch' eg- kicking a ball over the fence on purpose, spanking someone for no reason or writing 'kr' on the bathroom walls.

' damn that kid is such a kreatch'

'You are Kreatch'

by TKRK September 27, 2008

Kettle Dodger

Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone

You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger May 12, 2016

Kettled

When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders

"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"

by PurpleBin January 16, 2017

Ketterdam

A fictional city from Leigh Bardugo's Grishaverse. It is based off of Amsterdam but is superior in many ways as it is home to the Dregs, lead by Kaz Brekker who is one of the best morally grey protagonists written, ever. It unfortunately also home to Pekka Rollins and Van Eck, both dispicable criminals of the evil, not-Kaz-Brekker sort.

Person 1: "I want to live in Ketterdam"
Non-Reader: "What's that?"
Person 1:" A place of gambling, law-breaking, canals, stunning buildings, the Crow Club..." (they continue their description whilst the non-reader walks off in confused silence)

by seaglassforever September 21, 2021

Lauren Kettering

A very powerful, hot and beautiful women who’s also famous on tiktok

friend: who’s lauren Kettering

Me : that one powerful and hot women

by Smile.kett January 5, 2021

Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010

Ketty wobblers

Ketty wobblers usually are donl or bootleg type song on soundcloud most likely found by will Gammage or an illegal immigrant I cannot mention as he may be deported if I reveal his name

Oh will mate them Ketty wobblers are well good init link us it

by legeet dude 4 life February 11, 2018