Kunk

Jamaican patois, meaning to hit someone (over or upside the head)

Mi wann fi kunk di boy inna him bloodclaat head

by JA876 April 12, 2016

krunkdeezy

adj: Having upmost "coolness", or being substantially "phat" or to contain voluminous "krunkness" and and a diminutive amount of "playa hatin"

Person 1 "yo dawg im goin to my shortis hizzous tonight"
Person 2 "man thats krunkdeezy fo sho"

by robdizzle fo shizzle October 8, 2004

kunkoodle

Noun, a turd in moition freshly released from the anus in the air gap between the toilet water and the anus. Once the turd touches the toilet water it is no longer a kunkoodle,it is then just an ordinary turd. If the turd is too large to fit in the air gap without touching the water and the anus then it is not a kunkoodle, it is then defined as a FUCKING HUGE TURD! Kunkoodle is ushually used to describe a solid turd, but it may be used to describe liquid poo if the poo is not in one continous stream from the anus to the toilet water. There must be a section of poo isolated from contact with everything but stagnant air between the anus and toilet water. If the word kunkoodle is used to describe liquid dookie then one must use the adjective "liquid" or "aqueous" or some other term used to decribe a flowing substance before the word kunkoodle.

Just think of the moment of silence and releif that occurs as the shit comes out of your ass and just before the plop of the poo in the toilet water.

That sure was a fine kunkoodle.
Gee whiz, I hope I have at least one kunkoodle today!
That old taco meat gave me a liquid kunkoodle!
Damn son, I heard that kunkoodle you had last night; congrats kid you are now a man!

by Gerry Presley October 13, 2007

Kunky Ninny

An absolute lunatic. Someone who is a few cards short of a full deck.

Derek stop biting your finger

nnnnn bitey biteeeee, wooooo woooooooo

Derek you are such a kunky ninny

Mmmmm taste, taste the kunky bitey wooowooo nnnnnnnngghh

by Doctor DDP December 4, 2010

Krunkdonkulous

The most extreme level of awesomeness.

The fight I saw between Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer was krunkdonkulous.

by Patrick Bone July 30, 2008

Krunkled

1. (adj.) The state of inebriation associated with a party thrown by Phil Kunkle. In most cases, consequences include alcohol poisoning, the contraction of one or more STD's, blindness, injury and possibly death.

2. (v.) The act of partying with Phil Kunkle. Activities include but are not limited to: beer pong, quarter bounce, other drinking games, liberal attempts at wiisports, sex with one or more partners, the imbibing of several hard alcoholic drinks, the imbibing of several illegal alcoholic drinks, the usage of recreational drugs, drunken dancing to music, throwing up in the bathroom, and doing stupid stunts to prove you have more balls.

1. Bill: hey man, you look pretty krunkled right now...
Joe: Imnodunk, yuudadunkun... (drunken babbling)

2. Bill: Hey Joe, wanna go over Phil's and get krunkled?
Joe: No, I still can't remember the name of that chick I keep fucking.

by Phil Kunkle January 10, 2008

kwunk

A person who you know as a general idiot but that you are still fond of.

i walked into my friend's party and shouted "what's good, kwunks!"

by nigg_nogg October 16, 2019