kunkoodle 

Noun, a turd in moition freshly released from the anus in the air gap between the toilet water and the anus. Once the turd touches the toilet water it is no longer a kunkoodle,it is then just an ordinary turd. If the turd is too large to fit in the air gap without touching the water and the anus then it is not a kunkoodle, it is then defined as a FUCKING HUGE TURD! Kunkoodle is ushually used to describe a solid turd, but it may be used to describe liquid poo if the poo is not in one continous stream from the anus to the toilet water. There must be a section of poo isolated from contact with everything but stagnant air between the anus and toilet water. If the word kunkoodle is used to describe liquid dookie then one must use the adjective "liquid" or "aqueous" or some other term used to decribe a flowing substance before the word kunkoodle.

Just think of the moment of silence and releif that occurs as the shit comes out of your ass and just before the plop of the poo in the toilet water.

That sure was a fine kunkoodle.
Gee whiz, I hope I have at least one kunkoodle today!
That old taco meat gave me a liquid kunkoodle!
Damn son, I heard that kunkoodle you had last night; congrats kid you are now a man!

kunkoodle by Gerry Presley October 13, 2007

Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.

All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.

Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019

knoodle knocker 

Gangsters who prefer to shoot their victims in the head at close range.

Drive-by's are for pussies, we are knoodle knockers.

knoodle knocker by Cody Wilkes September 30, 2007

Douche Kanoodler 

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

Douche Kanoodler by lizzchick September 16, 2011

knoodle 

A showing of affection between two partners usually involving touching.

They couldnt help but knoodle on the couch throughout the entire party.

knoodle by Nat Eliason May 13, 2007

kanoodle

the act of sexual intercourse.

"who would you kanoodle with first?"
"i would kanoodle with kale and then taco because kale is hot."

kanoodle by deathfish October 3, 2020

kanoodle

getting it on like wild monkeys

they were upstairs kanoodling, now my sheets stink.

kanoodle by mike February 27, 2003