kp

Abbreviation of Kein Problem, 'no problem' in German.

A: Thanks bro!
B: kp
A: huh?

by Vladimir G October 3, 2007

kp

dirty ass nigga....referring to kickpush

person who like it raw

kp is also know for being a perv as legend was told he was cought master beateing to porn on his friend ps triple...dat dirty ass nigga beating the meat in his friends house

a local kid name butters from farrock said that his teeth was fuck ^ an then he gave him a nickname crusty nigga

seen wit the kunto kentai grinding african teeth on the floor

butters son dis kid is mad kp...dirty ass nigga

by kingbutters October 8, 2008

The KP

Taking advantage of a girl while giving yourself no pleasure. Also known as having a pussy.

Kyle: Dude, I totally KP-ed that bitch last night, her pussy was awesome!
Chris: Why don't you grow a dick and try to fuck her next time?

Adam: I would totally use The KP on that slut, no problem.
Brian: Dude is that considered rape?

by Big Poppa Don May 26, 2009

kp

kiddie porn, i.e. euphemism for paedophilic pronography

yo dude, any kp to trade?

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

kp

also known as king perv.

"You are such a KP!"

by queen perv March 28, 2008

KP

The uber kneeless KP. Knee.

OMG DID j00 SEE KP'S KNEE???

by WereDogfood July 26, 2004

KP

A KP is a man who is a masturbator by sexual preference, essentially the link between heterosexual, homosexual and asexual. He will neither prefer the male or female of any species but is attracted to all beings with a pulse, however without the desire to mount anything and preferring to register these images for his wank bank until he retires for the evening.

I haven't seen John get laid in years but he is always knocking one out in his room, that man is such a KP

by Bennett October 20, 2014