Roger Klotz Syndrome

When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.

"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."

by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012

Kotzo

When someone comes to your place , drinks all your booze, rock n' rolls all night, and has sex with your mom/sister/girlfriend.

Bob: damn Jeff , you are hungover today huh?
Jeff: Holy shit yea, last night I went to Bill's place and pulled a Kotzo. I think I got his sister pregnant. Gimme a beer.

by ZakZakzak October 19, 2012

Koozie queef

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.

That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.

by JabboDog May 3, 2014

Kotzur

A ridiculously attractive male, the perfect adorkable nerd that every woman wants to have.
See also: bootylicious

Wow I wish I could get myself a Kotzur!

Emma is dating a Kotzur, I'm sooooooo jealous :(

by Diesal587 July 13, 2014

KoozTee

A t-shirt with an insulated, koozie-lined breast pocket. Designed to keep your beverage cold while you party hands-free. Perfect for tailgating, BBQ'ing, or doing anything where you find yourself thinking, “Man, I wish my pocket would keep my drink cold."

It's pocket science.

Holding my beer used to limit me to only giving high fives. Now I just slip my beer into my KoozTee - and I can finally get my swill on and give high tens. I'm keeping my friends close, and my beer closer.

by Clinton McGinty August 29, 2014

Koothog

someone that can very easily take you in and out of a situation. a koothog easily makes schemes that take instant success but very easily and quickly crash down with everything gained being lost. a koothog is a very greedy person yet they have basic morality and will not let anyone suffer the consequences of there schemes or actions. al in all they are an exiting person to be around yet get ready for some chaos

that scruby guy you know from youtube is such a koot hog
that guy over there almost killed me with one of his koothog schemes
are you really a koothog

by BobTheDuck0 December 7, 2020

Koot

1. A abnormally tall woman who is seldom seen without high heels, and has a proclivity for obnoxiously lengthy Instagram hashtags regarding her children.
2. Something that is amazing that must be proclaimed to the entire world.

1. “Did you see her? She’s such a koot!”
2. “This is the koot!”

by peanutbutterboss55 October 29, 2018