Kooter-karma

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.

I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.

by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009

koote

A really cool old coote.

Even though he's 60 years old, with his baggy pants and cap on sideways, he's not just an ordinary old coote; he's an ole koote.

by wfredhart December 9, 2008

Koota

A Port Melbourne word. The word means Something that is awesome

That’s fucking Koota

by Something really fucking cool March 14, 2018

Kooter

The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."

Wow, my kooter is on fire!
Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.

by Goldielocks239 May 6, 2009

Kootah

Something to the highest degree of awesomeness. Even higher than saying its little brother - koota

man1: "man these are pretty koota shoes!"
man2: "mmm"
man3: "my shoes are fully kootah compared to your koota shoes"
man2: "mmm"

by cjm_007 October 30, 2007

Kootsi'd

Forcing ones self upon another for sexual gratification and bragging about it on Stern Fan Network.

"This creepy guy has been stalking me for a year and I finally went out with him. We drank a bunch, kissed, then he Kootsi'd me. Then he started a thread about it on SFN"

by ShivettezMandela August 3, 2008

Koothrappali

Named after Rajesh Koothrappali from the big bang theory, pulling a Koothrappali means using alcohol as a crutch for social awkwardness. Frequently used by your stereotypical nerd at parties.

Person A: damn, look at dave hitting up that girl, how the hell is he doing that? He can barely even talk to his teacher!
Person B:Dude, he’s pulling a koothrappali, saw him sneaking a thermos before the party.
Person A:yeah, that explains it.

by some hippies May 3, 2021