I can't be arsed cooking tonight. Whaddya feel like - Macca's, Red Rooter or Kolonel's Fucking Crap?
by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008
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A Kolonius might stun those around them with their ability to model complex systems using physics or calculus, and at the same time will dumbfound spectators when said character tries to open a can of tuna with an umbrella.
A Kolonius might stun those around them with their ability to model complex systems using physics or calculus, and at the same time will dumbfound spectators when said character tries to open a can of tuna with an umbrella.
A Kolonius will often concoct elaborate stories having no basis in reality as a sad attempt to cover up for their socially awkward behavior, such as this ludicrous explanation of a failed pick-up attempt:
“I told her if she came home with me I’d photograph her naked in my basement! Uh, um…but then she had to leave because Santa Claus flew in on a vacuum cleaner and reminded me I left the oven on”.
A Kolonius will also multiply any quantity or endeavor to an absurd degree with each re-telling to make stories more sensational, and simultaneously blatantly untrue but hilarious: i.e. “Well I’d had about 43 Gin and Tonics”, or “Oh, that was the week I jogged out to the West Coast”.
“I told her if she came home with me I’d photograph her naked in my basement! Uh, um…but then she had to leave because Santa Claus flew in on a vacuum cleaner and reminded me I left the oven on”.
A Kolonius will also multiply any quantity or endeavor to an absurd degree with each re-telling to make stories more sensational, and simultaneously blatantly untrue but hilarious: i.e. “Well I’d had about 43 Gin and Tonics”, or “Oh, that was the week I jogged out to the West Coast”.
by Wan Rodriguez December 15, 2008
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The act of acquiring multiple fractures in the wrist whilst falling from atop a keg shell during a race.
What happened to Johnny's wrist?
Oh, last weekend he pulled a Kolonko and now he needs reconstructive surgery.
Oh, last weekend he pulled a Kolonko and now he needs reconstructive surgery.
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The most funniest, most coolest and most generous sister you'll ever meet. Although, she can be a little crazy, let's not ignore the fact that she's funny, cool, generous and a GOD at bedwars. (seriously calm down stop carrying the whole team.)
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