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Kolton Hamm

a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.
girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"

girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*

girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."
by liz2011 August 14, 2009
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smells really bad and likes it up the butt from pinto!?!?!?!?!?
this is the kid who likes to lick dead animals and puke all over them?!!??!?!
by logan March 31, 2005
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Smart boy with a loving heart. Very intelligent. And has amazing potential to become anything he can put his mind to.
Koulton is a sweetheart
by Sasannyy January 26, 2017
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Got his IP pulled and swears he'll call the police on the king, and a chad, valtriq.
Kolton is retarded.
by kolton65555 October 13, 2021
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Kolton is a word to describe a simp who tries his best to get girls but can’t cuz he has no game. Kolton also is dick to the boys and although he is hawt he still can’t pull.
Look it’s kolton he wants to get my number.ewwwww
by Mike hawk aka Kaleo March 11, 2022
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kolton is one of the best people you will ever meet he’s such a good friend and he’s always there for you whenever you need him you can always talk to him about everything and he’s one of the best people to talk to whenever you don’t have anyone else to talk to a super fun to hang out with and he has such pretty eyes. and overall my favorite person 💗💗
person #1 “ i hate my life!”

person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “
by heyyeaumyea April 24, 2022
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kolton is one of the best people you will ever meet he’s such a good friend and he’s always there for you whenever you need him you can always talk to him about everything and he’s one of the best people to talk to whenever you don’t have anyone else to talk to a super fun to hang out with and he has such pretty eyes. and overall my favorite person 💗💗
person #1 “ i hate my life!”

person #2 “ get a kolton in your life he will change everything in a good way <3 “
by heyyeaumyea April 24, 2022
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