knottyhead

knottyhead is what they call Seagram's Gin in Baltimore because of the texture of the bottle.

When you go to the liquor store get me a thing of knottyhead.

by trubblman November 13, 2011

Knittys

Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees

Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys

by carpet wizard April 21, 2019

Knottingley

Knottingley a town like no other, if you think Castleford is bad, wow you'll be begging for a lift back to Cas from drug dealer Caden in his stolen fiat 500, the moment you step foot in this hell hole. Not giving a dam hes high on crack, smack and crystal meth. Knottla as its affectionately known, is as toxic as chernoble, people have extra limbs, three eyes and black teeth. Nothing lives in Knottla apart from smokers for some odd reason they survive immune to the radioactivity and Staffordshire bull terriers. Although uglier than standard Staffies. If you have to visit I recommend a lead suit and a covid mask. Do not take any personal possessions as you will be mugged. People only go there to buy drugs or spread gods word, although it's rare outsiders survive a visit, a bible my offer some protection but will not save you from growing an extra head.

It's a place, I live in Knottingley.

by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023

masturbatory knitting

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.

I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.

by Joe Salone October 18, 2010

Kuttar Bachcha

Kuttarbachcha (Bengali/Bangla) = Son of a bitch

Tui akta kuttar bachcha.

by tuneslover August 6, 2011

rip ma knitting

To annoy someone

Scottish saying - said mainly by me lol

"That guy is seriously rippin me knitting wie his singing!"

"Away and dont rip ma knitting!"

Also relates to "Away n rub up ma ribs" means - away you go and dont bug me.

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011