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screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.
by ElOjo January 9, 2008
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knocked

Getting caught using or selling drugs. Used mostly to describe drug dealers. Usually they have to stop selling because of it.
Is Karen on tonight?
I heard she got knocked last week, so probably not.
by NatureLover111 October 15, 2006
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half knocked out

to be half asleep, or half unconcious
my brother was half knocked out after he pulled a all nighter
by Aria N. March 29, 2008
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knocked her down

1. to have fucked a girl (Miami)
Ay dawg, you knocked her down yet?
by BullsFan06 January 17, 2004
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Knocked Up

"Knocked up" is slang for "Impregnating"

Though it is generally used negatively, in certain "ghetto" settings, it is a compliment to tell a girl her boyfriend knocked you up. No one is sure why, but many believe it is a compliment for implying that said boyfriend is attractive/sexually potent.
"You're flyboy got me knocked up/impregnated me"
"Thanks, girl! He is a looker!"
by mj tragic February 6, 2014
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knocked

For a whore in one stable to be recruited into a stable of another competing pimp.

circa: Late 1950's.
San Francisco, Ca.
"Gina got knocked by Ludlow Slim"
by Bing Ban August 26, 2004
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bomber knocked

to be punched anywhere on the body unexpectedly; as to surprise and or stun the hell out of the punchee !
"dude i totally bomber knocked the shit out of chad"
by matt rickman July 26, 2009
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